Mother of God, it's great to be Irish. I can barely live with myself, it's that incredible.
i desperately want a wiener dog, but would settle for a ferret.
My interests include: being pale, bikram yoga, playing banjo, really gross things, the white tips on candy corns, offending the sensibilities of others, things that are pink, road bikes, seeing how many saltines i can eat in a minute, graph paper, eating pez out of dispensers, the word smitten, really really old people and really really hot weather.
things i dont like: mushrooms, wet socks, the skirt-over-jeans look, flourescent lighting, the words 'flacid' and 'squat', and saying goodbye.